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emiliokosoku:

imsoshive:

bgcfan4ever:

Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

Me:

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Mom:

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Haha this.

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

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oddjordann:

nikki-fellatio:

The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.

"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"

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thinsquids:

I got my nose pierced finally hello

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Do you know what it is like to be sold, squire? I do. My brother sold me to Khal Drogo for the promise of a golden crown. Well, Drogo crowned him in gold, though not as he had wished, and I… my sun-and-stars made a queen of me, but if he had been a different man, it might have been much otherwise. Do you think I have forgotten how it felt to be afraid?”

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

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beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

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hiddengeekny:

alice-is-wet:

Oh the baker and the little girl in me just loves this so much….

and Papa Bear ate Goldilocks….and she was just right

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